Monday, May 10, 2010

Moe.



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Game Day [7] Ducks vs. Matadors.

South Oakland Ducks of the North Side (3-3)
vs.
Etna Matadors (1-3)

9pm
Springview Field.


Batting Practice 6:30 Pitt IM Field

Candlesticks are nice.

A couple years back, the Matadors really pushed the conspiracy theory to the limit.
The team's head bullfighter allegedly offered a bribe to a current Duck who once ran another team in the Pgh NABA. The Bullfighter asked the former coach to throw a game to spite the commish and his team and take a playoff spot form the Bulldogs.

Last season, the Matadors were taken over by a new guy who did not have the good sense to change the team name to the Bulls, or anything that doesn't have to do with slaughtering perfectly good bovines.


However the Matador unis are solid and they look expensive, and while the lack of a team named the Bulls is bothersome, buying new threads for the sake of having a more humane and baseball relevant name is not the most fiscally responsible decision.
So the Matadors they remain.
They lost to the Confederacy in the '07 finals.

Back in the 1860's the Confederacy formed one of our nations most bothersome militias

The Matadors will be tough; they have lost big to the Black Sox and HURRICANES!
So have the Ducks.
A win tonight will put South Oakland at 4-3 before the calvary arrives and the Ducks roster takes shape.

Captain's on the hill tonight.

Ducks continue to migrate to South Oakland.


Kelly's 3-for-3


Bad News for the Matadors



Sunday, May 9, 2010

Ducks Sweep Double Header: 7-4. 7-6

Update:
DUCKS WARRIORS RECAP

South Oakland of the North Side improved to 3-3 on the season by sweeping the Emsworth Warriors in Saturday's double header.

It is the first time in team history the Ducks have swept the season series with the Warriors.

Full recap at the above link.

The Ducks next game is Monday Night, 9pm at the Duck Pond in Spring Hill.

Quack.





Saturday, May 8, 2010

Tin Foil Retraction

From the comments of yesterdays post...


No fights.

We did get beat up on the field tho.

That lefty they have is legit.

TJ Morgan
Canes
#1

May 8, 2010 7:40 AM

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sir Duckington,

Please remove your tinfoil hat. No conspiracy here. At draft time the Hebrew Oilers had a team full of new people who were untested. So, I asked, not begged, to be put in A because I had no clue how we would do.
Dan Ruef and several other guys came on after the draft. Sometimes it's better to be lucky than good (see awful Oiler performance against Eagles).
Also confirming no fights vs. the Canes. Just bad umping.

Lead Oilman

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My bad, guys.
No harm no fowl.

As of now the Warriors Ducks games will proceed as scheduled.

Quack,

- Sir. Duckington.