Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Pittsburgh NABA Team Previews. Western Conference Finalists: Hebrew Oilers, & Warriors

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League News.
For those who don't know yet,
Drastic rule changes have been implemented for the 2009 season.
Everyone will make the playoffs.
There is no limit on innings pitched per week during the regular season.

Here is my solid proposal for an everyone makes the playoffs format,

The best part of everyone making the playoffs, is that it should lead to more playing time for bench players.
The downside is some crap team with one good pitcher can get lucky in a one-game playoff before losing to in a 3 game series.

The no innings limit benefits teams who don't have depth at pitching.

The Gray Bats could not be happier.

(look at that ecstatic twinkle in the one functioning eye)


Where were these rules two years ago when South Oakland had one good pitcher and played everyone on the roster and lost a shit-load of games?

Whatever, in a way I like the move towards a more recreational atmosphere, especially as the players get better, and the quality of play rises, as it most certainly has and will continue to do, it's really not a big deal.
The Ducks voted against this addendum.
The baseball will be more intense because the product will be better.

The cream will still rise to the top.

There will be less bullshit as a result, no proposals to throw games in order to keep teams out of the playoffs.


(No room for Shoeless Joe in the hall? no room for this joke of a human being. If every team in the NL West made the playoffs, it would have made betting on his own team a lot harder, if not pointless. Every game he didn't bet on his team was logically a bet against them. Worse than steroids. )





On to the previews.

The Hebrew Oilers:
Last season: 2nd place Allegheny Conference, lost in ACCS to Warriors 2-0.

The Warriors swept the Oilers in convincing fashion in the Allegheny Conference Finals last season.
Then Roy Hobbs went to the NY Knights, and Wayne Gretzky signed with the LA Kings.

2008 PItcher of the year, Jason Ashcroft is no longer an Oiler, but apparently they picked up some guy from the Rakers, who will take his spot at the top of the rotation.



Last year the Ducks beat the Oilers 15-0 when they threw their number two starter, but when Ashcroft pitched in an early season matchup, South Oakland lost 3-2 on a bloop single in the bottom of the seventh.
Jason is a difference maker.


He won the innagural game of the Pittsburgh Blues, pitching a complete game 4-3 victory over the Lancaster Illusion in D.C. last summer.
He threw a no-hitter against teh Bulldogs in the Campbells Conference Wild Card Game
He's moving east to become a dentist or something.
Godspeed, Jason.

(Props to the Oilers for the The Natural refernce in their name)

There's no way their new ace is as good as Ashcroft.
This could be bad news for the Oil.

(and the Campbell's Conference reference in their logo)

They are pretty solid up the middle, their shortstop hits homeruns at a Kenny-Raylian rate, I think he led the league last year.
Their catcher can hit, and they have a couple Asian players, one is significantly better than the other, but I forget which one.
Im sure they got better in the draft.

This team has traditionally been really bad, but they made a drastic improvement last season.
The Allegeheny is basicaly the Warriors and everyone else, so they will battle the Bulldogs for second.



The Ducks will probably play the Oilers once this seaosn, so that's one loss for them right off the bat.

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The Wheeler Warriors
Last Season: Allegheny Division Champions
lost Championship 2-1 to Owlz

creepy

This movie titled "The Warriors" is sweet.

I haven't read the book. it is appaently a video game now too.
The movie is alluded to by The Wu-Tang Clan in this song.
listen for it, ODB is on it.
36 Chambers is one of the greatest hip-hop albums of all time.

This should be the Warriors' logo









I give the Warriors all the credit in the world, for breaking down societal barriers and becoming the first team with an openly gay couple as co-managers.

(Steve and Jason, comiserate after a tough loss to the Owlz in the Championship.)

Craig Boley is having shoulder surgery, may miss some time, he was kind enough to give us a few words about the upcoming Warriors' season.
He's anxious to get back on the field.



These guys have had the same core group of fundamentally sound, solid players for five years.
They keep adding pitching, that's why they win 80% of their games.
Basically how it works is they get one or two dominant pitchers, who barely break the minimum innings pitched necessary to be added to the playoff roster, then you face them in the playoffs, and your more surprised, confused, and hurt than that time when you woke up next to a dude after a night of blackout drinking.
Unless you're the Owlz then you're ready for it.


Last year the Warriors to the Owlz in the finals on the last at bat.
They beat the Ducks 7-4 or something.


Their head coach makes a lot of enemies, some people think he's a dick, they could just be homophobic.

Rumors floating around the fall-ball circut, (and we know how reliable they are) had overbaugh and doyle going to the Oilers, this would shift some of the balance of power.
Due to this the Oilers were going to be my sleeper team to lose in the finals, but Ashcroft is gone, so if I had to pick one team in this conference to unseat the Warriors, I like the Bulldogs. If anyone can do it these guys can.




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Keep reading, both of you, for the next round of NABA Team Previews featuring the defending champion OwlZ, and the Black Sox.


Followed by the 2009 South Oakland Ducks preview.

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Quack.






Monday, March 30, 2009

Dear, Mr.Fantasy...

In order to increase readership (from 20 readers to 30) I'm going to blog about fantasy baseball on occasion, once a week, or so.
Fantasy Baseball posts will receive the same attention to detail, and unbiased accuracy as I display in my NABA pots.

This league is composed of my childhood friends from NJ and the commissioner's family, including his dad, who may or may not have forgiven me for encouraging his impressionable son, Dave, to smoke cigarettes, and do other bad things as a 14 year old.

We take our fantasy baseball pretty seriously.


I co-manage BreakfastofChampions with Pease, the third Duck ever.

My prediction:
Domination.

Vonnegut lives.

Commissioner Johnson made this video about our fantasy league,
Gotham Fantasy Baseball.

(profanity warning)



I think he make youtube movies for a living, or something.




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NABA Team previews to be posted tomorrow.

Quack.

Sunday, March 22, 2009

Pittsburgh NABA Previews: Bulldogs, Gray Bats, Raker, etc...





Based on last season's results the league basically breaks up into three classes.
While the middle class is still USA 1950's strong, the distance between good and great is growing.

"G"

There are over 60 players in the free agent pool this season, I imagine there will be a few new teams, and possibly the merge of the Phantoms and Hurricanes. The Confederacy will try to hand pick two more guys to fill out their basketball team sized roster.
With all the new talent, any team, even the Confederacy, has a chance to be greatly improved.

New additions I don't know about not withstanding, the classes of the Pittsburgh NABA seen through my, biased eyes.

Eating out of a trash can:

Rebels
Hurricanes
Phantoms

Eating at Arby's:
Eagles
Matadors
Rakers
(very little separation here)
Eating at TJI Friday's
Gray Bats
Bulldogs
Oilers

Eating at your mom's

Ducks

Eating at Mortons

Black Sox
Warriors
OwlzZzzzzz

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Not much separates the middle seven teams.
Sometimes the match-ups just work well and you catch the Black Sox on an early Saturday morning game.
The Rakers swept the Black Sox last season,
The Ducks went 2-1 against the Rakers
The Black Sox went 2-1 against the Ducks, with two blowout wins.
Here is your grain of salt, take it.


Now we are getting to the TJI Friday's section of the league previews.

The Bulldogs:
Haven't won a playoff game ever.

The Bulldogs made the playoffs by a half game last season despite the Matadors attempts to sabotage their season.

Mike Martin and Wino have been training hard.



Bulldogs' catcher Joe Graff and pitcher BJ Rankin enjoying desert in Manassas.
Rankin's slider is filthy.

The Bulldogs are the epitome of team work


This man is a finely tuned athlete

Viny Gala is the best all around firstbaseman in the league.
Defensivly he had a beast of a tournament for the Blues in VA.
He can hit the ball a long way.
I remeber our time on the Ghostbusters fondly, he hit a triple.

Brian Strom will unveil his Bulldogs blog in the enar future. Sure to be a must read.


Strom Managed the O.C. fall ball team.
they will probably add a few players from that squad.


The Bulldogs have another Ghostbuster on their roster

Dr. Dan Venkman is competitor and a top tier pitcher.
Not afraid of Ghosts.

The Bulldogs will continue to be competitive.


The Gray Bats will not beat the Ducks this season.
Take that to the bank, Sorosky.
woooooooooooooooooo.

Manager Larry Zalewski sent up a signal for pitching help and Jeremy Barchie answered the call.

By my estimation,
If Larry hadn't formed this team Pitchers, Jeremy Barchie and Ben Sorosky would be Ducks.
They are a formidable 1-2 punch, one of the best in the league.
Too bad in the 4th inning of every game, Larry will insert the elder statesmen of the team, and when their arthritic knees give out while in pursuit of a fly ball, Barchie and Sorosky will wind up being the victims of many unearned runs.



Apparently, "I want to be a Duck" really means, "I don't want to play for the Rakers"

This is what happens, Larry.
(profanity)




Here are links to two other Gray Bats Blogs.Check them out and quack away in the comments section.
This blog contains player profiles, which I recommend opposing catchers browse before playing this team in order to better know what to say to distract these guys while up at bat.
The over 28 league is calling, Larry.

This is the Gray Bats coach



This is a link to Ben "sit on the change-up" Sorosky's blog, which contains a Gray Bats season preview.
(In this preview Sorosky claims Galvanek has a gun. If that's the case we'd better take cover.
Sorosky predicts a championship for the Gray Hairs.)

Solid blog work, by one of the Pittsburgh NABA's elite pitching talents.
One of the best gifts the NABA has given me is the chance to compete against pitchers of Sorosky's caliber, and take them yard, as I did on 7/26/06 when Sorosky was a Knight.
full disclosure, I was 1-5 against Sorksoy last season. 3-8 lifetime, with 1HR and 3 rbi.

In all seriousness, this team will be better than some expect.
The big Question:
Will Larry's desire to play everyone, and have a team with players of all skill levels ultimatly undermine the talent and the W-L record of the Gray Bats?
I smell 4th place in the Monongahela in 2009.

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The Rakers might not exist anymore, I don't even know what's going on with this team.
I do know there is a set of sweet uniforms with "Cyrilla Landscaping" written across them.
I would imagine those uniforms will return, and the rest of the players form this team will reappear somewhere.

There will probably be two more new teams, one of them will probably be solid, and the other team will be a joke.

I wonder which team the commissioner will put in his conference?





Quack.

Next the Oilers and Warriors.

Later: Black Sox and Owlz.


Finale:

Ducks











Wednesday, March 18, 2009

Training Video




Monday, March 16, 2009

2008 Game Recaps and Ducks Awards


2008 record 11-9-2
Lost in wild card playoff to Black Sox
Here are the Ducks 2008 team awards as chosen by Manager of the Year, TC Jones, who also wrote the summaries.

Team MVP: Nick Homa.

Without a doubt Nick deserves the MVP award. Not only was he arguably the leagues best pitcher, but he put up pretty good offensive numbers too. Without Homa we would have been an under .500 team.

Offensive Player of the Year: Ben Gwin.

This may have been the hardest award to pick. I think this award could have easily gone to Chris Wojoton or Jesse smith, but I chose Ben Gwin because of his clutch and timely hitting. Any time we needed to drive in important runs, Gwin was the one to do it. The +20 RBIs on the season prove it.

Defensive Player of the Year: Coby Kolaja.

Can we argue with the diving catches, the flowing hair, and the absolute cannon of an arm? I don't think so. Coby Kolaja surprised everyone on the Ducks with his good reads and surprisingly accurate outfield arm.

Quack Talker of the year: Jim Spagnola.

I give this award to the Duck who made his presence felt with his verbal antics. It was a close call between Jim and Rick Whalen (both had particularly disgusting topics to ponder on the bench), but my decision was made after Spagnola called out an "F--- You" to an opposing pitcher after getting a hit.

Duck of the year: KT Murphy.

I give this award to the Duck who best accepted his position on the team as a role-player. KT was at every game and never complained. He was also our most timely pinch hitter and made the most out of every opportunity he got.

Most Improved Player of the Year: Garret Moore.

To be honest, at the beginning of the season I wasn’t sure how much time I would be able to get this man. But his hustle and ability to put the baseball in play during at bats gained him the starting role as the DH.









Duck Profile of the Week: Launchpad McQuack

DUCKS:

Get your money in to Coach TC, "Gordon Bombay"Jones.
We need to get $2000 to Joe by April 1st, and we need to order uniforms before the end of March.


Make your checks payable to: "Pittsburgh NABA"

mail them or drop them off here

Dr. Theodore "Indiana" Jones
434 South Graham St. Apt. #4
Pittsburgh, PA
15232

New players, get back to TC about your uniform numbers and sizes we have to order them soon.

We will practice next Sunday at 5pm at the Pitt IM field, and probably sometime this week as well.

AND NOW.....

DUCK PROFILE OF THE WEEK.

Launchpad McQuack a brave, good-hearted, if somewhat naive pilot with a spectacular history of crashing. As one of his mottos went: "If it's got wings, I can crash it!"

Launchpad in DuckTales

Through the course of the DuckTales series, Launchpad's character was increasingly developed. As revealed in the episode "Top Duck", he came from a family of barn-storming stunt pilots known as the Flying McQuacks, but he left home when he was a teenager because he felt his constant crashing was too much of an embarrassment to the family name.


Not long after setting out on his own, he met Scrooge McDuck (or, as Launchpad usually addresses him, "Mr. McDee"), when Scrooge came to the airfield looking for a cheap pilot. The plane from Scrooge and Launchpad's first adventure was a rickety bi-plane Launchpad built called 'The Sunchaser' which ultimately ended up in an aviation museum for being the first plane to fly through the Earth. The account of this adventure (since Launchpad was drawn as a skinny teenager) places his series age in the mid-20's.

In the episode Launchpad's Civil War, it is learned he is of direct lineage to the (in)famous American Civil War General Rhubarb McQuack (who bore a striking resemblance to Launchpad, although the General had a bushy handlebar moustache) who Launchpad, for much of his life, believed to have been the hero of the Battle of Duckridge. This illusion was shattered during a recreation of the battle when he encountered surviving Civil War soldiers who informed him that "that lousy, rotten, bungling, polecat McQuack lost us the Battle of Duckridge." He subsequently helped the Civil War survivors get even with the townspeople for making fun of them for so long.

Launchpad also tangled with the forces of F.O.W.L. (a criminal organization that would later carry over into the universe of Darkwing Duck, as would Launchpad himself). Launchpad thwarted a F.O.W.L. plot to destroy the world's money supply after the D.I.A. (Duckburg Intelligence Agency) and Scrooge McDuck persuaded him to impersonate an enemy agent who was his exact double. This is shown in the episode Double-O-Duck.

In the episode Armstrong, Launchpad is pitted against a robot in an air-race. The announcer refers to Launchpad as a famous adventurer. In some other episodes, the public seems to know him by this description, totally unaware that his achievements were only possible through his dimwittedness, such as getting his scarf tangled on a wing propeller, thus causing his plane to loop and swerve in what seemed like an incredible stunt. See Top Duck.

Launchpad has also served as a youth baseball coach and a scout master for the Junior Woodchucks. Launchpad holds this organization's record for earning merit badges.


Launchpad in Darkwing Duck



Launchpad's character was altered somewhat for Darkwing Duck, falling out of the role of independent hero/jack-of-all-trades, to that of a more comical sidekick. Many of the heroic qualities he displayed in Ducktales became generally muted, whereas other features, such as his clumsiness or lack of intelligence, were made stronger. His physical appearance also changed, being re-drawn with a much larger beak and a more muscular torso. At times he is seen without his aviator's cap, and as in Ducktales, his appearance without it varies, from having short, red hair that matches his signature forelock, to being drawn with the forelock as his only hair and the rest of his head covered with feathers (in the fashion of other Disney ducks).

In the series premiere, "Darkly Dawns the Duck," Launchpad and Darkwing meet after Darkwing bodily crashes through the roof of an airplane hangar during his pursuit of Taurus Bulba and surprises Launchpad, who is there working on his bi-plane. Upon learning Launchpad is a pilot, Darkwing demands he fly him up after Taurus Bulba's henchmen. Launchpad obliges, claiming to be Darkwing's biggest fan. Launchpad then volunteers his services as a sidekick, but Darkwing refuses, insisting that he works alone (and annoyed because he failed to catch Bulba's henchmen). Launchpad continues to offer his help, even bailing Darkwing out of jail to prove how handy he can be. Eventually, his persistence pays off and he wins the caped crimefighter over, perhaps sealing the deal by unveiling the Thunderquack, a high-tech airplane he built specifically for Darkwing.

Although Darkwing has a secret identity (Drake Mallard), Launchpad is always called Launchpad, and has no crimefighter disguise, except on rare occasions where he serves as a decoy for Darkwing. Following their initial adventure, Launchpad appears to live with Drake. Throughout the series he was occasionally reunited with fellow DuckTales character (and rival to Darkwing), GizmoDuck.

Quack.


Up Next: A triple play preview of the Rakers, Bulldogs, and Gray Bats.

Friday, March 13, 2009

I was lookin' around to find it...

green duck


Big With Seed is good

Here is BWS' myspace page.

Pregame at Guthrie and Gies' then to Spice Cafe in Oakland to watch these guys play, then back to Squirrel Hill.

For more details read the previous post.

Spice Cafe is on Atwood Street in South Oakland.
Here's how to get there

Here is how to get to Guthrie and Gies'
Feel free to go through their trash and steal their identities.
here is a pic of their house

Google Maps is creepy.

I will be on had to designated drive, and roll drunks.
All pick-pocketed proceeds will go towards Ducks uniforms.

First round of black-and-tans in on coach Jones.





DUCKS!!!


PRACTICE SUNDAY IS AT THE COST CENTER BY THE PITT IM FIELD, WHERE WE TAKE BP DURING THE SEASON.

5PM.

IF IT'S NICE OUTSIDE WE'LL BE OUTDOORS.

GET YOUR MONEY IN TO TC, HIS ADDRESS IS AT THE END OF THE LAST POST.

I will buy you a beer if you show up and pay the rest of your league dues tonight.


Quack.




Tuesday, March 10, 2009

St. Patrick's Day Party




St. Patrick's Day Party

Friday 3/13

at

Gies and Guthrie's

4022 Murray Ave.

All are welcome.

Pre-game from 8 to whenever then take a trip to scenic South Oakland.

Message from Mark "Last thoughts on Woody" Guthrie:


Alright everyone, an update of events: If you didn't know, one of the best local bands, Big With Seed, is playing Friday night at Spice Cafe in Oakland. They're a can't-miss show especially on St. Patty's Day weekend. So... The party starts here around 8 Friday (or whenever you want to get here) Then we'll make our way to Spice and rock out with the Seed. The party will continue back here afterwards, and anyone who wants to crash til the morning is more than welcome to. Finally, we'll get ready for the parade Sat morning with car bombs, kegs and eggs (among other eats).

So come ready to rock


You can find the South Oakland Ducks on Facebook.


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DUCKS

Get your money in to coach TC Jones.

Make your checks payable to: "Pittsburgh NABA"

mail them or drop them off here

Dr. Theodore "Indiana" Jones
434 South Graham St. Apt. #4
Pittsburgh, PA
15232

New players get back to TC about your uniform numbers and sizes we have to order them soon.

ALSO:

I'm looking for someone to help out with some of the blogging duties for this season.

We could use some variety, and another voice or two.

Let me know if you want to help.

bg.


Quack.

Friday, March 6, 2009

NABA Team Previews: The Hotel Californias & The Matadors



This is where the league begins to separate into the haves and have-nots.
last year three teams finished with under five wins, and everyone else was at worst around .500, and a had a chance to win every game.

The Matadors and the Eagles were both in it until the last weekend of the season in '08.

One season removed from winning the Allegheny Division the 2008 Matadors missed the playoffs by a half game, and where the subject of accusations of point shaving, and bribery.

Cheaters.

Matadors' management also led a cu against our League President.
If they had been able to hold a 6 run lead in the bottom of the 5th against the Ducks last season (hyperbolic recap), they would have made the playoffs.
I have no idea what this team is doing in the off season, all these kids play together during the spring they should be better this season. That lefty is good.

The Matadors were allegedly willing to pay the Owlz to throw a game so the Bulldogs would miss the playoffs.

I don't agree with the allegations that Joe Graff gives the Bulldogs preferential treatment.
If anything he's harder on his own team for the purpose of avoiding these types of game-throwing situations.

The Matadors are a joke if they really tried to bribe a team to lose on purpose.
Thanks for the pic, Sorosky.


The Eagles had a great turnaround in 2008 after a miserable three year existence.
The came back like Don Henley did with "Boys of Summer".



The Ducks took 2 of 3 from the Eagles last year.
This was a solid recap.

No word on how improved this team is, but their existence allows for the repeated posting of this you tube clip.

profanity warning




The return of Glen Fry and Joe Walsh up the middle really allows the Eagles pitchers to relax and throw strikes knowing they have a solid infield behind them.
Manager Don Henley has undoubtedly been scouring the Pittsburgh area American Legion teams, college campuses, and high school practices to bring in some new young talent and has been trying to pry top tier players away from other NABA teams.
Sorry, I confused him with Rob Cool.
The Eagles added a couple of qualaity starting pitchers last season, got rid of Playmaker, and that made all the difference.

Still on the waiver wire.
The Bulldogs have reportedly expressed interest in "Playmaker"

The Desperados will have to continue to imporve if they want to content in the power house Monongahela Division, as the Owlz and Black Sox will be fielding teams that could probably beat the Pirates.


Peacefull Easy Feeling?

There was some kind of near-brawl between the Witch-ey Women and the Rakers last year.
(Care to fill us in, Ben/Larry?)

The animosity really escalated last season.

I predict an ungly brawl this year (not involving the Ducks).
Just an unfortunate hunch.

DUCKS


Practice Sunday at 5pm, and Monday at 7pm at the Greentree Sportsplex.

Get your money into Ducks Manager, TC Jones, asap.

Dr. Theodore "Indiana" Jones
434 South Graham St. Apt. #4
Pittsburgh, PA
15232




Quack.