Bulldogs Week: Day 1 (Dog Days,...blah...)

(Is Playmaker our troll?)

The Bulldogs (11-11) are .5 games out of second place.
The Fightin' Rafalski's (15-8) [interesting that 15-8 is the best record over there, huh?] have clinched the Campell Conference regular season title
the warriors (11-9) and Matadors (11-9-1) have 3 and 2 games at hand respectively.
The Ducks (15-8) are most likely stuck in 3rd unless the Matadors, Warriors, and Eagles all beat Kenny Powers, and the Ducks beat the Bulldogs.

UPDATE - The Eagles Beat the Fightin' Rafalskis last night 21 - 5.
Don Henley is a beast.



The Sox can clinch Saturday.
Gray Bats like men.

Friday Night: Get Your Crayons Out!!!

Ducks Pulled Pork Extravaganza and Drink Fest at Dr. Jones' house.


Bring booze, food, or a Ducks donation of $5-1,000,000 to join in the festivities.
no free loaders!!!
8pm-4am
the Ducks know how to throw a Drink Fest.


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Enter your team in the Steel City Classic.
It will be a great way to extend the season, play against some teams from other leagues, and potentially lose to the Ducks again.






Quack.

A Message From Dr. Jones

Memo From Ducks HQ, Bloomfield Office:

Ducks,

Its about that time of year again when the NABA office starts bothering me about getting our $500 deposit together. So I will make this short and simple, if you plan on playing for the Ducks this upcoming year I am going to need a $50 deposit from each of you.

Make your checks payable to: "Pittsburgh NABA"

and either send them or drop them off at my apartment:

Dr. Theodore "Indiana" Jones

434 South Graham St. Apt. #4

Pittsburgh, PA

15232

Winter Meetings will commence this Saturday at a location to be determined.