Friday, July 18, 2008

Is this your homework, Larry?

Nick Homa has 63 strikeouts.
The Ducks were 8-16 last season, and are currently 8-9-2, with three games remaining on the schedule.
The Eagles (8-9) beat the Black Sox (12-6) last night. The Eagles have four games left.
The Rakers (9-9) have five remaining; two against your South Oakland Ducks.
I'm no math major, but there are a number of scenarios which could lead to a big headache for the league president, regarding rescheduling rain-outs and potentially replaying ties.



Say it ain't so, Kenny.
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There are no heroic tales, without heroic tails...





I applaud your knowledge of the Bad News Bears, but leave Tatum O'Neal (above right) out of this. She has enough to worry about.

And there's this...