Monday, May 18, 2009

Game Day [10]: Ducks (6-3) vs Bulldogs (3-3)



There's a lot on the line tonight.
Winner gets to post the game recap on the opposing blog.




Team chemistry is not a problem for the Bulldogs.


The Bulldogs blog has been stellar,
collecting more hits than the Bulldogs have this season.
The Bulldogs are planning a blackout


Ducks fans are invited to dress up like their favorite Duck.
I recomend Goldberg.
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The Bulldogs are invited to join the Ducks for drinks after the game at that bar we pass on the way up to the field. The one with the bars over the windows, and the plywood door.
Don't wear red.
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Last year's Bulldogs, Ducks game was more nerve-wracking than the two years you spent dating a girl with Borderline Personality Disorder.
(She seemed so normal.)

The Ducks lost 5-4 on a walk off double in a game that was conveniently moved up 3 hours, forcing Capatain America and Keeper of the Helmets, Les is More, to get stuck in Maryland or something en route to what they thought was a 9pm game.

(Why is this guy always lurking around the Bulldogs team facility?)




Tonight's match-up expects to be more of the same, with fewer walk off doubles by the Bulldogs.

Dr. Jones returns tonight, after an exciting weekend of adventure that actually was set to "JON" Bon Jovi music.





Why not add another player?

Roster-Limit City.

Kelly Leek's most recent role in Watchmen.

Sub-plots:
Ghostbusters
Dr. Venkman was perfect against the Confederacy this season.
Last season I claimed Strom was "not a pitcher".
He proceeded to earn the win in the game against us a couple days later.
(good call, dick)

Minford Destroys cities.

Gala hits behind him.
(Studying film)



Brett Hart, Bad News for the Bulldogs.

Abe Lincoln has the hot hand.

Quack.